Sunday, March 11, 2007

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Contact Us

Congratulations! You've found the only page of the Vince College Review that contains actual, usable information! Everything else is utter horseshit!

Some facts about the Vince College Review:

  • The Vince College Review was founded in February, 2008
  • The Vince College Review is updated every Tuesday (but if you just can't wait, new issues are usually up on Monday by mid-evening)
  • The Vince College Review is operated by Professor Tom* (Ph.D. in bookology, VCR repair), Professor Marc (A.S. in paralegal, witchcraft) and Professor Mike (no degree; we met him at Dairy Queen), all of whom are counting on readers like you to make them rich and famous so that they can quit their jobs in the most spectacular, dramatic way possible
  • The Vince College Review is NOT a good resource for history homework, kids

If you would like to contact Tom, Marc or Mike, click on one of the following links:

If you have any technical or administrative questions about the website, contact Marc.
If you need fashion or relationship advice, you're on your own.

* Last names have been redacted because we are fugitives from justice. Don't tell nobody. If you really, really, really want to know who we are, send us an e-mail.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I need fashion and relationship advice. Damn.