About Vince College

About Vince College
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The main campus of Vince College

A leading for-profit liberal arts institution, Vince College was founded in 1991 AD and has grown in size to more than 100 undergraduates. 18% of those are full-time students and barely half are convicted felons. In addition, Vince College boasts nearly two dozen graduate students, including those mandated by a court to participate in our distance learning program for sex predators. Our new urban campus in Bildgetown occupies Suite B on the second floor. This includes faculty and administrative offices, classrooms, partial bathroom facilities, chalk and our new student housing annex located in the one-time warehouse behind the building, which was abandoned by all but a few unnaturally large rats.

Vince College students participate in one of the school's patented "aggressive learning" exercises

Our rate of graduation is a respectable 8% (within four years) and 11% (over four years). We offer associates degrees, bachelors degrees and out-of-work slips that will satisfy most employers. Our faculty, many of whom have degrees of their own, is still strong at 33 in 12 different departments, with 28 serving in an adjunct capacity and five full-time.

A note to parents and perspective students: Vince College is not responsible and cannot be held liable for the quality of water purchased on campus after April 6, 1994. Another note to parents a perspective students: according to Cartwright, et al v. X-Treme Rib Sandwich, Inc. d/b/a Vince College, Inc. students living in our on-campus dormitory facilities built prior to 1914 are responsible for ensuring that adequate fire detection methods are employed. Vince College cannot be held liable for students' failure to properly inspect a dormitory facility and its fire precautions prior to occupancy.